It's not even thirty minutes into InDesign and already I'm ready to shoot myself. Figuring out how to establish type should not be this difficult!

Okay, I don't know what it was I did differently, but I have it working now! False Alarm!

Edit: NO. I DID NOT JUST SPEND ALL OF THIS TIME WHEN I HAD THE WRONG DIMENSIONS.

I DID NOT.

I DID NOT.

I DID NO--

orz :(