I get to work from 9:30 to 6:00 tomorrow and deal with tons of people so MEME TIME!

Gimme a Comic/TV Show/Fandom/Movie/Book/Ryxen/I dunno, and I'll tell you my...

1. One True Pairing Ship:
2. Canon Ship:
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship:
5. "I dabble a little" Ship:
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship:
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: